Aunt flo came to visit yesterday. I really hate her, my stomach hurts, I'm fat and I am tired so I stole this idea from Kim and instead of a Moody Monday I am having a tantrum Tuesday!
1. Work can kiss my ass. I would love to walk into my supervisors office and bitch slap her. I am feeling moody but unlike you I force a smile on my face and I am very cordial to everyone. Keep your fucking grumpiness to yourself or move your office back down the hall.
2. Kye if you don't go to bed before 11:30 tonight I am going to sell you on Ebay!
3. Daycare provider please tell me Kye isn't taking 4 hour naps during the day resulting in my issues with #2
4. Kastan I promise a diet of toaster strudles and cookies can not be healthy, please start eating like a normal child!
5. Cats please quit shitting, really just stop that function all together. I am sick of the litter box. Between the boys and cats I have dealt with way to much shit. I should only have to deal with it win I am wiping my own ass at this point in my life.
Well I do feel a little better now that I got all that off my chest on to have a wonderful Wednesday!